English As much use as a chocolate teapot 🔊 Useless Useless Same meaning, other languages LanguagePhrase Aussie Slang As useful as taste buds in an asshole Australian as good as a hatfull of arseholes Australian Meataxe Australian Scratching your arse with a bowl full of spaghetti Accuracy 56% of 9 voters say this translation is accurate. 👍 Accurate 👎 Not accurate