Aussie Slang As useful as taste buds in an asshole 🔊 Useless Useless Same meaning, other languages LanguagePhrase Australian as good as a hatfull of arseholes Australian Meataxe Australian Scratching your arse with a bowl full of spaghetti English As much use as a chocolate teapot Accuracy 100% of 10 voters say this translation is accurate. 👍 Accurate 👎 Not accurate