Cusstionary

Swear words in British

Cuss words, swear words, and curses in British — meanings, examples, and pronunciation.

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PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Stick it up your arse! I don't want it, thankyou 93% accurate (14)
Piss off Go away 92% accurate (12)
jizz semen 81% accurate (16)
plonker dumbass, idiot, penis 81% accurate (16)
Tart Promiscuous woman (less offensive) 91% accurate (11)
bollocks testicles 85% accurate (13)
like fucking a dying man's handshake Fucking a really loose vagina 85% accurate (13)
spunk semen 85% accurate (13)
rat arsed extremely drunk 66% accurate (29)
Fuck me sideways! I am surprised! 76% accurate (17)

All British cuss words

A

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
arse ass 82% accurate (11)
arsehole i dont like you 35% accurate (17)
As useful as tits on a bull Totally useless 48% accurate (21)

B

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Bellend Dick 78% accurate (9)
Bent Being or relating to something gay 62% accurate (13)
Bloody hell/Hell Darn 74% accurate (19)
bollocks testicles 85% accurate (13)
Bugger me! You don't say.... 47% accurate (15)
bugger off fuck off 56% accurate (9)
Bugger off Go away 82% accurate (11)
built like a brick shit-house large and muscular man 83% accurate (6)

C

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
clunge pussy, vagina 69% accurate (13)
Clunge Vagina, Loose Woman 64% accurate (11)
cock cheese smegma 82% accurate (11)
cock jockey a homosexual 69% accurate (13)

D

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Did he bollocks! He certainly did not 71% accurate (7)
Did I fuck as like! I certainly did not! 56% accurate (9)

F

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Fanny Pussy in U.S 72% accurate (18)
Fuck me sideways! I am surprised! 76% accurate (17)
fucking cunt useless piece of shit 63% accurate (8)
fucktard fucking retard 83% accurate (6)

G

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
gob shite a loud person who doesn't shut up 70% accurate (10)

H

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
hobknocker ppl whou have sex with animals 49% accurate (35)

J

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
jizz semen 81% accurate (16)

L

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
like fucking a dying man's handshake Fucking a really loose vagina 85% accurate (13)

M

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
munter an ugly woman 83% accurate (6)

N

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Nonce Pedofile 45% accurate (11)

P

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Penguin totally Useless 77% accurate (13)
Piss off Go away 92% accurate (12)
Piss-Flaps Lips of the Vagina 60% accurate (5)
Play the five-fingered flute Wank 70% accurate (10)
plonker dumbass, idiot, penis 81% accurate (16)
Poof/Pouf Gay man (not too offensive) 76% accurate (17)
poxy crappy, bad quality 67% accurate (3)
Punny Smackgead 43% accurate (7)

R

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
randy horny 82% accurate (11)
rat arsed extremely drunk 66% accurate (29)

S

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
shite shit 77% accurate (13)
shitfaced drunk 89% accurate (9)
Slag Promiscuous woman 89% accurate (9)
slut Promiscuous woman 76% accurate (17)
spunk semen 85% accurate (13)
Stick it up your arse! I don't want it, thankyou 93% accurate (14)

T

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Tart Promiscuous woman (less offensive) 91% accurate (11)
Toff Hoity toity person 68% accurate (19)
Tosser Wanker or Jack-off 83% accurate (6)
twat vagina or an idiot 88% accurate (8)
Twonk Idiot 83% accurate (6)

U

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
u fukin wanker you have done something wrong 62% accurate (13)

W

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
wankstain useless person 75% accurate (4)