Phrase |
Meaning |
Is This Accurate? |
As useful as tits on a bull |
Totally useless |
(48%)
(52%)
|
Bellend |
Dick |
(78%)
(22%)
|
Bent |
Being or relating to something gay |
(62%)
(38%)
|
Bloody hell/Hell |
Darn |
(74%)
(26%)
|
Bugger me! |
You don't say.... |
(47%)
(53%)
|
Bugger off |
Go away |
(82%)
(18%)
|
Clunge |
Vagina, Loose Woman |
(64%)
(36%)
|
Did I fuck as like! |
I certainly did not! |
(56%)
(44%)
|
Did he bollocks! |
He certainly did not |
(71%)
(29%)
|
Fanny |
Pussy in U.S |
(72%)
(28%)
|
Fuck me sideways! |
I am surprised! |
(76%)
(24%)
|
Nonce |
Pedofile |
(45%)
(55%)
|
Penguin |
totally Useless |
(77%)
(23%)
|
Piss off |
Go away |
(92%)
(8%)
|
Piss-Flaps |
Lips of the Vagina |
(60%)
(40%)
|
Play the five-fingered flute |
Wank |
(70%)
(30%)
|
Poof/Pouf |
Gay man (not too offensive) |
(76%)
(24%)
|
Punny |
Smackgead |
(43%)
(57%)
|
Slag |
Promiscuous woman |
(89%)
(11%)
|
Stick it up your arse! |
I don't want it, thankyou |
(93%)
(7%)
|
Tart |
Promiscuous woman (less offensive) |
(91%)
(9%)
|
Toff |
Hoity toity person |
(68%)
(32%)
|
Tosser |
Wanker or Jack-off |
(83%)
(17%)
|
Twonk |
Idiot |
(83%)
(17%)
|
arse |
ass |
(82%)
(18%)
|
arsehole |
i dont like you |
(35%)
(65%)
|
bollocks |
testicles |
(85%)
(15%)
|
bugger off |
fuck off |
(56%)
(44%)
|
built like a brick shit-house |
large and muscular man |
(83%)
(17%)
|
clunge |
pussy, vagina |
(69%)
(31%)
|
cock cheese |
smegma |
(82%)
(18%)
|
cock jockey |
a homosexual |
(69%)
(31%)
|
fucking cunt |
useless piece of shit |
(63%)
(38%)
|
fucktard |
fucking retard |
(83%)
(17%)
|
gob shite |
a loud person who doesn't shut up |
(70%)
(30%)
|
hobknocker |
ppl whou have sex with animals |
(49%)
(51%)
|
jizz |
semen |
(81%)
(19%)
|
like fucking a dying man's handshake |
Fucking a really loose vagina |
(85%)
(15%)
|
munter |
an ugly woman |
(83%)
(17%)
|
plonker |
dumbass, idiot, penis |
(81%)
(19%)
|
poxy |
crappy, bad quality |
(67%)
(33%)
|
randy |
horny |
(82%)
(18%)
|
rat arsed |
extremely drunk |
(66%)
(34%)
|
shite |
shit |
(77%)
(23%)
|
shitfaced |
drunk |
(89%)
(11%)
|
slut |
Promiscuous woman |
(76%)
(24%)
|
spunk |
semen |
(85%)
(15%)
|
twat |
vagina or an idiot |
(88%)
(13%)
|
u fukin wanker |
you have done something wrong |
(62%)
(38%)
|
wankstain |
useless person |
(75%)
(25%)
|