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Top 10 British Swear Words

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
As useful as tits on a bull Totally useless (48%)        (52%)
Bellend Dick (78%)        (22%)
Bent Being or relating to something gay (62%)        (38%)
Bloody hell/Hell Darn (74%)        (26%)
Bugger me! You don't say.... (47%)        (53%)
Bugger off Go away (82%)        (18%)
Clunge Vagina, Loose Woman (64%)        (36%)
Did I fuck as like! I certainly did not! (56%)        (44%)
Did he bollocks! He certainly did not (71%)        (29%)
Fanny Pussy in U.S (72%)        (28%)
Fuck me sideways! I am surprised! (76%)        (24%)
Nonce Pedofile (45%)        (55%)
Penguin totally Useless (77%)        (23%)
Piss off Go away (92%)        (8%)
Piss-Flaps Lips of the Vagina (60%)        (40%)
Play the five-fingered flute Wank (70%)        (30%)
Poof/Pouf Gay man (not too offensive) (76%)        (24%)
Punny Smackgead (43%)        (57%)
Slag Promiscuous woman (89%)        (11%)
Stick it up your arse! I don't want it, thankyou (93%)        (7%)
Tart Promiscuous woman (less offensive) (91%)        (9%)
Toff Hoity toity person (68%)        (32%)
Tosser Wanker or Jack-off (83%)        (17%)
Twonk Idiot (83%)        (17%)
arse ass (82%)        (18%)
arsehole i dont like you (35%)        (65%)
bollocks testicles (85%)        (15%)
bugger off fuck off (56%)        (44%)
built like a brick shit-house large and muscular man (83%)        (17%)
clunge pussy, vagina (69%)        (31%)
cock cheese smegma (82%)        (18%)
cock jockey a homosexual (69%)        (31%)
fucking cunt useless piece of shit (63%)        (38%)
fucktard fucking retard (83%)        (17%)
gob shite a loud person who doesn't shut up (70%)        (30%)
hobknocker ppl whou have sex with animals (49%)        (51%)
jizz semen (81%)        (19%)
like fucking a dying man's handshake Fucking a really loose vagina (85%)        (15%)
munter an ugly woman (83%)        (17%)
plonker dumbass, idiot, penis (81%)        (19%)
poxy crappy, bad quality (67%)        (33%)
randy horny (82%)        (18%)
rat arsed extremely drunk (66%)        (34%)
shite shit (77%)        (23%)
shitfaced drunk (89%)        (11%)
slut Promiscuous woman (76%)        (24%)
spunk semen (85%)        (15%)
twat vagina or an idiot (88%)        (13%)
u fukin wanker you have done something wrong (62%)        (38%)
wankstain useless person (75%)        (25%)